Ashley Erin

1, In my moms home town, they have a celebration for the birth of the town.

They have a parade, a party down on the beach, games, and a petting zoo.

3 years ago, the last time I was out, I was the only one at the petting zoo no one else because a goat had bit a girls hand, so I was there and was just petting the animals, when my mom told me that she was taking my sister home.

I told her I would be back home in a few, I stayed a while longer to continue petting the animals, then left got home.

Once I got to the house my mom asked me to take out the trash, I walk outside and there was a llama in my door way.

I gave out a scream but no sound came out and ran from it to down the street. It was galloping behind me. I tripped, and it was standing right over me and spit out my necklace, which i realised i had dropped in the petting zoo.

When I got home my mom asked why I took so long, I just told her that I had forgotten my necklaces back at the beach and had gone to get it.

I dont ever remeber telling anyone that story, no one would have ever believed me anyway.

2, When I was 10 I shaved half my eyebrow off, thinking i would improve my horrible eyebrows when really i just made it worse.

My mom had to draw the half on for about a month, and no one every realised.

I had a FRENCH TEST!

Yuckky.

Yeah I take french I have since kindergarten.

It's my favorite subject other then Art.

Y'all must think i'm a fag now.

No french is not fun.

But I hate all my teachers other then the ones that teach french and art.

I HAVE NASTY PARENT TEACHER TONIGHT!

Yuck.

I'm eating KD and drinking milk out of my freaking rad Santa cup.

I'm listening to Escape the fate and thats about it.

Bye

Ashley♥

A FREAKING KINDER SURPRISE!

I'm so freaking happy!

I don't like the chocolate just the prise, lmao.

I GOT A FREAKING AWESOME DINOSAUR!

Thats my amazing prize.

Yuck i'm eating the chocolate it tastes bad.

I thought I share that.

Bye

Ashley♥

Used my eyelash curler.

I curled my eyelashes to the point where it's flipping all the way over and touching my eyelide.

It feels funny.

But looks awsome.

I'm waiting for awesome peoples to come on to msn.

I'm doing narsty french work.

YUCKKY!

I finished studying for the test.

I have parent teacher interviews tomorow.

I'm listen to Saosin right now.

Awesome song, "Plays Pretty For Baby".

It's pretty amazing.

Bye.

Ashley♥

I did nothing really.

Listening to music.

Talked on msn.

Drank out of a Toy Story cup.

Put on my cape.

Yeah thats about it.

I'M FREAKING EXCITED TO SEE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IN CONCERT!

Frig i'm stoked.

I'm listening to them now.

I'M NOT OKAY!

I'm downstairs and i'm cold.

I have a heater going.

I got now hugs today!

=(

I is sad for getting no hugs.

Jade's mean.

She's making fun of people.

But I love her.

She's really they only family I get to see all the time, talk to and like.

So yeah.

My friends understand what I'm saying.

I hope they do they should.

At least the ones I go to school with.

I ran out of water to drink.

I may go for a run of the tredmil.

But I dont know yet.

I have to do freaking homework.

Witch i'm gonna do in 10 mins.

So I can just get it over with.

YUCKKY I HAVE A FRENCH TEST TOMOROW!

NASRTY!

Anyways going to do my homework now.

BYE!

Lovez.♥

Ashley

Hailley, Brittany and Erikka came over to hang out

Hailley stayed over for a sleepover.

Yes, I still have sleepovers they are fun XD.

Only awsome people have sleepovers.

One day I will have a sleepover with you, because we are awsome.

Yes, mmmhmpt.

I'm listening to Candyman , lmao by Aqua.

XD I love this song.

Anyways, Me, Hailley, Brittany and Erikka made alot of videos lastnight of us being very hyper.

Not anything dirty, you wish though.

Lmao.

Yeah and then after they left me and Hailley went on buzznet here and no one was on and we were bored.

So we went on MSN. It was fun we talked to someone that I don't know in Ontario.

Witch we are going to Ontario in 34 days, I think 34 anyways.

Yes, If you live out there talk to us and make friends so we can hang out.

They guys were creepy they were hitting on us and they were 4 years older then us but that makes no difference when you love the person.

But we didn't even know these guys.

And I know one for sure I NOT SEXY.

He's ugly, I know I'm mean but he deffently not my type.

Yuckky.

Anyways that convo lastest till 4:55 am.

After that we fell asleep.

The first thing we had to drink this morning was koolaid.

Yummy.

Yeah, so I have nothing to do and I'm gonna go on the downstairs computer now so talk to y'all there.

Bye!

Oh and I want to go shopping XD.

Chaty Chat Chat with you later.

Ashley

Okay well Hailley and Brittany are over to hang out.

Hailley is staying for a sleepover and Britt might we don't know yet.

Lmao we are taking pictures.

I love taking pictures!

As y'all know.

Okay anyways today is good it's friday.

And I have friends over for once.

Anyways thats really in byebye.

More journals coming tonight.

I write a journal thingy every day.

So today is about what I always write about, my day.

Okay well my day was boring today.

X MARKS THE SPOT!

Lmao, Hailley and Erikka.

I listened to music today.

All very dirty sick songs mostly about bang and other normal stuff.

I'm now on msn.

Add me only if you're gonna talk though.

hollywood-will-be-jealous-@hotmail.com

I made a new friend.

I took pictures of things from today when I got home they are on my buzznet as you already know.

And now I'm bored.

I'm hyper though.

I'm excited for tomorow it's friday and Hailley is coming over for a sleepover, fun fun and Erikka is coming to hang out with us.

YAY!

Happy happy happy.

So I'm going now bye.

Ashley♥Zombie 

Okay I had a really good day as I think you know.

I got so many pictures of my friend and me.

I LOVE taking pictures.

I didn't eating anything at lunch other then a bit of pizza and a fruit by the foot.

I only had one thing for homework and that was math, but I finished that in 2 mins.

I'm eating ketchup pringles and drinking five-alive.

Hailley may come over.

My stomach hurt a little that was the down side, but i'm all good.

I was and still am very hyper.

I'm listening to my awsome play list.

It's rad, right now it's From First To Last, when Sonny was still in the band.

Hailley and me made a wondeful picture of Frenchesco the 3rd.

My wonderful magical unicorn that came from the sky to birng joy to everone.

I'll take a picture of it or frawing it on paint for you so you can see him.

YES, it's a boy.

What did you think Frenchesco the 3rd was a girl!

Nope obviously he's a guy, DURR!

I am bored so talk to me.

My back hurts.

There's no pringles left ='[.

No fair.

I'll put on alot of CUBB from eating 1/4 of those pringles.

But then again I didn't really have lunch.

I'm FAT, I can't afford to get any fatter.

But don't jucge me by the way I look.

I'm a very nice, sick minded, dirty, hyper person.

I'm normal infact.

Well, to me and my friend I am at least.

JUICE!!

I'm gonna call Hailley now to see if she can come over...

Be right back, from this convo that is going no where.

I'm going to get a phone now...

I'm calling Hailley.

And she isn't coming over =[.

Ugg now I have NOTHING to do.

Chaty Chat Chat with me.

Chaty Chat Chat about something interesting.

I'm stoping this convo that is going no where now.

Because it's going no where.

Bye

Ashley♥Zombie

Food poisioning, I'm sure of it.

Ugg I don't feel good at all.

I'm eating ice and I have bean bags on my tumm tumms.

I'm tired but I need to watch The Hills aftershow.

I need some one to take care of me, I don't feel well.

But I don't so instead...

Leave me comments make me feel better.

Send me messages make me happy.

Okay lovez ya.

Ashley♥Zombie

Did nothing.

I got shit for talking in class.

I laugh the whole day.

I had a good hair day and make-up day.

I might post pictures.

I sang to the pokémon song with Erikka.

Didn't eat much for lunch.

Supper sucked.

I had subway and I think I got food poisoning.

I'm pretty sure I have it.

I feel like chucking.

My Tumm tumm hurts.

Lmao.

I'm tired.

My neck hurts.

I'm going to go had a lay down.

Leave me comments and messages to get back too.

Bored as hell.

I need to talk to someone.

I really need to find someone, Lmao.

I talk to people I don't know about nothing really.

The thing is all the guys out where I like are freaking ugly as hell.

Wow look it's like a pryamide(sp?) Lmao but it is, it keeps getting bigger each time.

I'm gonna stop making a pyramide(sp?) now.

Tee hee hee I reckeed it =D.

So what's up my Homie-G's?

I'm listening to A7X!

HELLA YEAH !

So come Chaty Chat Chat with me, Okay?

Okay =D.

Lovez ya.

Ashley♥Zombie

Ice Cream by Jeffree Star,  fun fun fun eh?

 Lmao it's such a rad song.

I can relate so much to it lmao just kidding , or am I?

So talk to me.

Chaty Chat Chat.

Im very Hyper XD.

HELLA YEAH!

Tee hee I'm easily amused =D.

This is fun talking to no one, ain't it?

*blink blink*

KITTY CAT!

Tasha came over and I'm holding her now. =D

 I is very happy now.

FUCK SHIT BITCH that cat doesn't like to be held.

She usually does but I think she has to take a SHIT!

Yeah I was right I can hear her scraping her litter box.

Thank the lord I don't clean that thing.

Sorry some times my mouth says bad words.

It tends to curse alot. =D

It smells now.

TASHA IS NARSTY!!!!

Lmao, I'm chair dancing to Astro Zombies!

HELLA YEAH!

I'm a zombie. XD

My ear hurts.

The head phones hurting it.

 I'm taking my head phones out and blast some Misfits songs!!!

If I cut off your arms and I cut off your legs would you still love me anyway?

That's my favorite part of Helena witch I am now listening too.

lmao I change songs alot. No I don't I let them play the whole way trough =D.

What are y'all doing?

I'm on Buzznet as you know and I'm also on Myspace.

So?

So?

So?

So?

So?

So?

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So?

So?

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=D.

See how bored I am?

I really need a boyfriend, Lmao.

BUT NOPE ALL THE GUYS WHERE I LIVE ARE ALL HIDIOUS!

=D i'm so nice, aren't I?

Just finished having a chaty chat with my daddy.

Daddy, Lmao his name is HUBERT.

 Lmao, I think thats a funny name.

I want to take pictures but I look horrible.

I need a shower but everyone else is sleeping.

UGGGG NO FAIR!

I spent all day pimpin' out my sites.

GO SEE THEM!!

Piczo...

www.happy-b-day-uglycat.piczo.com

Don't freaking ask okay I made it quite a long time ago.

Myspace...

You can only see it if you have one, and you'll have to add me if you want to see it.

Lmao so there is really no point but what ever.

www.myspace.com/161747545

I'm not to sure if my pictures are working oh well.

and obviously you've seen my Buzznet.

DURRR!

Listening to techno music now. YEAH!

Dun dun dun DUN!

I here people walking but everyones fast asleep in their beds.

Lmao, SARAH MAYBE IT'S THE MANIQUINS!!!!

Nope it's just faggot Tasha.

HOMO!

I ♥ her.

So I'm tired I might go to bed.

I'm leaving this long convo with no one now.

BYE!

Ashley♥Zombie

I'll give you Dairy Queen
Pink dreams
Tongue all on your ice cream
Lips gleam
Plates clean
Preteen
Submarine

Drippin' down your ice cream cone
Rhinestone Hormones

[chorus:]

Enter my construction zone
Make me moan
Danger prone 

Enter my construction zone
Make me moan
Danger prone 

It doesn't feel right
So keep going down
It doesn't feel right
Until you start to drown

I wanna S your D I wanna L your V

Gonna guarantee To set you free

Sliddin' down the pole
Swallow it whole
Flood control
Always on patrol
Let's take a stroll
Into your hole
On cruise control
Now pay the toll

I want.. .
Pants dropping, slow fucking, floor mopping..
Right now.

[chorus]

Jeffree Star for dinner?
I'll give you Jeffree Star for dinner [bitch]

It doesn't feel right
So keep going down
It doesn't feel right
Until you start to drown

Open up your thighs
Show me the surprise

Open up your thighs
Show me the surprise

By -Jeffree Star

This is a freaking amazing song I love it. Lmao it's so dirty thats why I love it so.

Hey I'm really bored talk to me or let me make you a layout im bored as hell and I love making layouts.

 I you do want me to make you one send me a picture and give me an idea of what you want.

Okay thanks, Talk to me too.

Ashley♥

Okay well I'm going babysitting at 6:00.

I'm watching 3 kids. They are 5, 8 and 10.

Ugg, I get money so that's good I can go to the concerts I want to now.

I'm getting back at 10:00 so leave me comments and messages. Thanks.

Talk to me when I get back too.

Ashley. ♥

Okay well I have to do a french speech and I'm scared too.

 I am now listen to From First To Last.

 I am so pissed cause my home work that is due tomorow.

 It sucks cocks. All I have to do is sit here and now I am being kicked off the computer.

So yeah it's sucks.

Bye. Talk to me.

Ashley. ♥

Sitting at the computer eating some tasty cheerios and listen to Hellogoodbye.

Oh this morning is great eating something awsome and listen to rad music. You have to agree. Mmmhm so what's up everyone?

What did you do this weekend?

I went shopping and bought a Misfits shirt and some freaking awsome flats. (That was 2 days ago.)

Then yesterday I went to falcon lake with my family and my sisters boyfriend and went toboganning.

My cat is laying on the floor next to me and might be dead. I hope Kasey gets up soon shes ugly so it doesnt really matter is she does die.

Hella Good bye. Talk to me y'all! Comment my pictures too.

Ashley♥

*hugs & kisses*

Okay first of all you need to know Hailley is my bestfriend and I love her to peices.

Okay last night Hailley came over to watch a movie. Well we started to watch The Notebook but we were laughing the whole time. I craved popcorn, so I made some and we brought kool-aid (I think) downstaris with us. Well that didn't seem to really go well AT ALL. I will explain...

Okay well I was thristy so Hailley passed me my drink but her hand some how pulled my drink it split all over the popcorn and on our blankets. Then I take a sip of my drink and Hailley made me laugh and spit it out on to the popcorn... again. So I pick up some popcorn at stick it in her face, then I notice that the popcorn is SOGGY and I chuck it. Then... Hailley got the hick-ups and I made her laugh so hard she started gagging... It was nasty.

We never got to the end of the movie. Luckily we got to the bang scenes YESS! The best part.

Anyways that was last night. The strangest night.